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Sapna's avatar

This was cathartic. I was holding my breath after I read the first lines. Perfect.

Saint-Lazare's avatar

👌🏻

EJ Trask's avatar

OLDMAN ODOR

Sharron Bassano's avatar

"...she never sleeps with her husband the Leader, has not had bodily contact with him ever since... since that moment down in Florida when she saw what she saw. " Yikes! That makes one pause.

" The steel glints somehow in the gloom; perhaps it is the knife’s urge to slice that glows on its edge." A hell of a line here, AP . Yowza!

A.P. Murphy's avatar

Thank you very much Sharron!

Judith Ashcraft's avatar

Love it. This is fantastic.

A.P. Murphy's avatar

Thank you very much Judith!

Nick Winney's avatar

we can dream

A.P. Murphy's avatar

As I mentioned to Honeygloom, I don't really think that would make any positive difference and probably make it a lot worse. Jumpingjack Drainboy would want to make up for the charisma gap with increase fashie action. So my little tale isn't intended to be anything like a prophecy but much more a kind of primordial drama-myth

Evelyn K. Brunswick's avatar

Whoever sits in the oval office is a puppet anyway. The existence of more than one party is just to provide an illusion of choice and democracy. It's an oligarchy after all.

Still, I love the classical feel of the whole thing. Unfortunately, they're all as bad as each other in the parasite classes. I reckon they make sure that no one who might think of insurrection would grow up to be included in the court. They're paranoid like that.

Nick Winney's avatar

he still deserves to die. he's had more than his fair share of absolutely everything.

A.P. Murphy's avatar

This world ain't about fair

Honeygloom's avatar

🤞

A.P. Murphy's avatar

Not really intended as a prophecy or anything, rather a mythical drama

Honeygloom's avatar

Yeah, just it would be nice. A fitting end to all this absurd vomit junk going on.

A.P. Murphy's avatar

That wouldn’t end it, though. You’ll see… he hasn’t got much time left, and it won’t get better when he’s gone. Most likely significantly worse, because to replace the “celebrity aura”, Jehosephat Drano will go even harder on the Miller-fash.

Honeygloom's avatar

😭I know you’re right but I hate it so much. So many MAGA assholes talk about the “bloodline” and “succession”like his sons will all inherit the throne after Vance (if they don’t assassinate him) and it’s such a depressing thought.

They’re gonna be too incompetent/greedy to manage a succession… if history has taught me anything it’s that there isn’t really a good system for inheriting power. Primogeniture works in theory, but pus piggy has too many power hungry spares (counting Jared Kushner because of course)… and now with Arab and Russian players it could get really messy.

I feel like the couch fucker will listen to Nosferatu, but there’s no way pus piggy’s sons will, they seem more likely to ally with foreign governments.

I guess we’ll just have to start burning things before it gets that far.

A.P. Murphy's avatar

Amen to that

Elizabeth Lamont's avatar

What fiction? 😅

MA Knight's avatar

BAHAHHA NASTY. Love it.